YM convo with my boss..

F (5/18/2008 4:21:09 PM): did you work?

jo hernandez (5/18/2008 4:21:37 PM): yes

F (5/18/2008 4:21:57 PM): did you do time card

jo hernandez (5/18/2008 4:22:00 PM): yes

F (5/18/2008 4:22:12 PM): ok I will write her now

jo hernandez (5/18/2008 5:03:22 PM): i dont understand the computation. cionfusing

F (5/18/2008 5:04:32 PM): okwe will startall over and you can do
F (5/18/2008 5:05:02 PM): o upi havelogin to tc
F (5/18/2008 5:05:06 PM): to see

jo hernandez (5/18/2008 5:05:24 PM): log in to tc? where?

F (5/18/2008 5:06:21 PM): you have tp submiont tme card yo make andw how myou makei fprwewecamdpdo;;omg

jo hernandez (5/18/2008 5:06:29 PM): what?

F (5/18/2008 5:06:39 PM): OI aveetp dp O ccmttype anupmere

jo hernandez (5/18/2008 5:06:57 PM): .. what?

F (5/18/2008 5:07:05 PM): carge gover
F (5/18/2008 5:07:11 PM): O jaetpjve
F (5/18/2008 5:07:17 PM): Ojvetphavesppn
F (5/18/2008 5:07:23 PM): O javetp javespppm

jo hernandez (5/18/2008 5:07:23 PM): what are you typing?

F (5/18/2008 5:07:33 PM): i am soooo siteed

jo hernandez (5/18/2008 5:08:30 PM): i dont understand a single wqord

wonwon (4/15/2008 5:56:18 PM): psst…
jo hernandez (4/15/2008 5:56:25 PM): balita?
wonwon (4/15/2008 5:56:56 PM): ok lng,kaw?
jo hernandez (4/15/2008 5:57:14 PM): aus lang..
wonwon (4/15/2008 5:58:02 PM): ask ko lng since ikaw yung biglang talino,bkt ayaw lumabas lahat ng pics sa friendster ko?java kya?
jo hernandez (4/15/2008 5:58:06 PM): tagal la paramdam a.. mukang me lovelife..
jo hernandez (4/15/2008 5:58:26 PM): ngrat ka a
wonwon (4/15/2008 5:58:33 PM): lovelife???worklife ang sbhn m.
jo hernandez (4/15/2008 5:58:34 PM): insulto b yan? biglang talino amputz
jo hernandez (4/15/2008 5:58:39 PM): ano gamit mong browser?
wonwon (4/15/2008 5:58:57 PM): um..kilay m?
jo hernandez (4/15/2008 5:59:17 PM): gagi..
jo hernandez (4/15/2008 5:59:26 PM): ie? fiefox? netscape?
jo hernandez (4/15/2008 5:59:28 PM): ano?
wonwon (4/15/2008 5:59:35 PM): wat browser?yahoo?
jo hernandez (4/15/2008 5:59:46 PM): internet explorer?
wonwon (4/15/2008 5:59:59 PM): yah explorer
jo hernandez (4/15/2008 6:01:31 PM): correction pala.. dati pako matalino.. punyetters!

After reading his 3rd message.. i couldn’t help but wonder.. what the eff made him think that? Biglang Talino?? Me??! hahahahahaha!!!

Yes, being the always Miss Populaire back in school, always the school muse, dancer & cheerleader.. I opted to have my brains preserved for future use. Bought some more knowledge here and there..

and voila!

I got myself to become this instant brainy beeyaatch that I am now.

hahahaha!! Silly!

Favorite ko nga ba?? hehehe

Hmm.. let’s seee..

• My favorite “kasapakan” – hehe.. i remember how we use to fight back then..just because of petty stuffs.. we practically fight over almost everything.. clothes..shoes..undies..chichas.. sapakan talaga.. d uso samin ung sabunutan.. db ate? Sus, how will i ever forget that time..when u threw your trophy on me.. when u bashed my head with your shoes..( combat boots pa ata yun lech!)
• My favorite little sister – yep..she may be a year older than moi, but i am her “ate” most of the times.. i was the one who used to defend her from all those insecured bitches, whenever those rumormongers get in action. imagine, there was a time when some of her schoolmates back in perps made up this stupid story about my sis having had a “bust enlargement”!! shit db? jusko 15 yrs old plang c ate nun. Kahayblad!

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